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Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy 

One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.
"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert

brown hair 

Brown is a beautiful hair colour more natural than others.it goes with any shade of skin unlike blonde which doesn't go with pale skin colour. There is so many different shades of brown hair and blonde however is one of those plain colours. People with brown hair always have a beautiful friendly personality inside however some may not show this on the outside. People with fair brown hair are amazing everlasting friends and are there for you till the end. Blonde haired people are friends for ever too but can often have unfair fall outs.
. Lets play with her she has amazing brown hair.
Blonde hair is great too.
brown hair by Onedirectionlover5 October 27, 2013

Brown Hairadox

HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.
That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.
Brown Hairadox by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011

dark brown hair 

You are beautiful! You have dark brown hair! Very different from normal brown hair. It shows that you are different from others in a good way! People with dark brown hair fit with many eye colours like: green (like mine), blue, hazel and brown! You're probably some savage person too!
Oh look! She has dark brown hair...I wish I had that hair too

brown hair effect 

When someone has gotten on your nerves so bad, that even mundane facts about the person, like brown hair, bothers you.

Similar to BEC/bitch eating crackers, except it’s not even about what the person is doing, at this point the fact they happen to have brown hair annoys you.
(Kev, who is generally a prick)

Johnny: fucking kev with his stupid brown hair.
Jules: lmao, kev got that brown hair effect
brown hair effect by lmaosk8s March 2, 2022

boys with curly brown hair 

any boy with curly brown hair is SURE to break your heart, but hey, at least they’re pretty
“omg look at how hot that guy is”
“omg they have curly brown hair! he’s definitely gonna crush your heart, all boys with curly brown hair will”
“yeah”