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brown earmuffs

To have ones head placed between two asses that are passing gas. To be farted on simultaneously in opposite directions.
"hey Steve and Chris really put the brown earmuffs on Mike today" or "hey whats that smell......oh they just put the brown earmuffs on that guy"
brown earmuffs by chrallyo November 12, 2012

Hash Brown Earlobes

When someones earlobes are tastily triangular, such of that as a hash brown you'd so much love to nibble on . Often abbreviated to HBEL.
Larry your Hash brown earlobes look too irresistible today . wheres the ketchup?

earning brown wings 

the act of eating a girls ass and causing her to shit all over the place.
I spent last night earning brown wings.
earning brown wings by CMAD April 23, 2014

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026