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When a person is a bro and quido rolled into one, like a guido-bro burito. Like a guibro, a brorido is a bro with guido-like tendencies, or vice versa. Usually a college-age male who does things like GTL.
I saw a bro at the gym telling his friend he had to tan before going to play lax and chilling. He had to be a brorido.
brorido by pwningnubs258 September 4, 2010
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Broritos 

A type of nacho cheese flavored snack chip, as well as the main motivation behind the video game Mad Snacks Yo, as seen in the webcomic Homestuck.

They are perfect for "getting some way rude hunger under control."
Sweet Bro: Yo dog, I got some way rude hunger.

Hella Jeff: No prob, bro, I got some Broritos.
Broritos by TheUltamate August 20, 2010
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A brorito is a burrito that features non-Mexican ingredients that only a college student would get.
"I'm excited for that burrito I'm gonna get from qdoba. Shit's got bbq sauce in it!"

"That's such a brorito."
brorito by jjbmavs November 7, 2009
A late night, 7-11, microwavable burrito bought with the bros during an all night Halo party, one or more of the consumers may be high at time of purchase/ ingestion.
Brennan: "Bro, I got the mad munchies."
Aidan: "Let's go get some broritos!"
brorito by KrYtZ November 12, 2009

brosidon 

Derived from the Greek god Poseidon due to his heavily bro-suggestive features such as his spiked out crown in the shape of an upside down visor. Used to describe a loyal and powerful bro generally after doing a particularly difficult favor.
Thanks for doing that bad one so I could hit that bitch last night brosidon.
brosidon by Badwulf August 11, 2013
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