brockbank 

1. Demonstrating a lack of knowledge, especially related to a technical field.
2. Attempting to "fake it" in front of a group that will definitely see through you.
3. A serious blunder, for example exposing your login password to the entire audience during a presentation.

Dude, I just pulled a brockbank.

Who does he think he's kidding? He's such a brockbank!

brockbank by geezerbeezer October 21, 2005

brockparker 

1. the act of doing anal with Hilary Clinton
2. a member of the GOP for Voldemort (Gays on Parade for Voldemort)

1. Dude, I wanna brockparker so bad right now.
2. Are you gonna become a brockparker?

brockparker by Cameron Adams February 23, 2008

brockian ultra cricket 

Brockian Ultra-Cricket

Although it has been said that on Earth alone in our Galaxy is Krikkit (or cricket) treated as fit subject for a game, and that for this reason the Earth has been shunned, this does only apply to our Galaxy, and more specifically to our dimension. In some of the higher dimensions they feel they can more or less please themselves, and have been playing a peculiar game called Brockian Ultra-Cricket for whatever their transdimensional equivalent of billions of years is.

Lets be blunt, it's a nasty game, but anyone who has been to the higher dimensions will know that they're a pretty nasty heathen lot up there who should just be smashed and done in, and would be, too, if anyone could work out a way of firing missiles at right-angles to reality.

The rules to the game of Brockian Ultra-cricket, as played in the higher dimensions are strange and inexplicable. A full set of the rules is so massively complicated that the only time they were all bound together to form a single volume, they underwent gravitational collapse and became a black hole.

A brief summary, however, is as follows:



Rule One:

Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.

Rule Two:

Find one good Brockian Ultra-Cricket player and clone him off a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tedious selection and training.

Rule Three:

Put your team and the opposing team in a large field and build a high wall round them.

The reason for this is that, though the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine that it's a lot more exciting than it actually is. A crowd that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life-affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.

Rule Four:

Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the walls for the players. Anything will do - cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis guns, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.

Rule five:

The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scores a 'hit' on another player, he should immediately run away and apologize from a safe distance.

Apologies should be concise, sincere and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.

Rule Six:

The winning team shall be the first team that wins.



Curiously enough, the more the obsession with the game grows in the higher dimensions, the less it is actually played, since most of the competing teams are now in a state of permanent warfare with each other over the interpretation of these rules. This is all for the best, because in the long run a good solid war is less psychologically damaging than protacted game of Brockian Ultra-Cricket
-- Douglas Adams

on earth we play as follows...
>hey (insert friend's name here), let's play some brockian ultra cricket!
>OK
>there's that loser Jacob
>hahaha
Proceed to punch person (i.e. Jacob) on shoulder, usually. then runaway. he says something like "WTF!". then, as his back is turned, your friend does the same thing you did. Continue until he runs away!

brockian ultra cricket by The Almighty Bob July 19, 2008

brockian ultra cricket 

A game consisting mostly of beating others over the head with any sort of object with which one can get a fairly good heft.

Brockian Ultra Cricket rocks.

brockian ultra cricket by Jorge the talking avocado May 13, 2005

Bruckback 

London slang for Shotgun

Bro back the bruckback

Bruckback by Alsamu November 1, 2018

Drake-Brockman 

A heredetary mneonic learning disability requiring the sufferer to evaluate observed data through a filter of 19th Century Colonial beliefs regarding race and social class. Most prevalent in Australia, due to endogamous breeding and the Founder effect, and also found in England where endogamy was an 18th Century rule. Thus, the disease perpetuates itself.

The Australian sheep rancher looked over the back of his ewe just in time to see a group of Aboriginal and Irish children walking to school. Because he had Drake-Brockman he quickly identified these children as inferior and so could no longer see them. Then, he realized he was superior to the whole planet, except for the Queen, and everyone became invisible. He became lonely again and returned to his ewe.

Drake-Brockman by Beeguyel January 23, 2014

Brockman 

(n) 1. A person having vast knowledge in Fine Arts, Cooking, and Pimpology; (n) 2. Someone being completely opposite of a chauncey; 3. A badass motha(SHUT YO MOUF!)

Brockman can pull any girl you dream of, Dave.

Brockman by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006