Breath of fresh air

When you are performing oral sex on your partner and they pass a SBD (Silent but deadly) fart.

Wow! Man I was going down on Becky and the next thing you know she puffed a breath of fresh air right in my face! I was so grossed out that I left.

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Breath of Fresh Air

what I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a "breath of fresh air".

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When someone does not think they smell or stink.

Person 1: Hey brother, do you believe you smell or stink?
Person 2: No brother, I am A Breath Of Fresh Air.

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What i call humans with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

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What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal absceses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now the breath of fresh air.

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

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