breaded porkchop 

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.

She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.

breaded porkchop by mimiknows April 27, 2015

breaded porkchop 

a man with a hairy chest and back.

He took his shirt off by the pool and I realized he was a breaded porkchop.

breaded porkchop by Katie Pecker March 13, 2008