brb2 

Brb2 is the term that is typed to a friend whist chatting on an instant messenger or chatroom. Brb2 - as opposed to Brb1/Brb - means that you need to leave the conversation for a while but not because of a task that must be completed, but because of a parent or guardian walking into the room.

Basically, if someone is on ICQ looking for a hot date, and you mum walks in, instead of saying BRB (to which the other person might think you just left the conversation and then leave themselves) you say BRB2 to state that you have not left, but are waiting for someone in the room to leave before you can start chatting with them again.

Example one:
Woman: asl?
Man: 25/m/Living by myself in England
Woman: That sounds sexy, you really live away from your parents?
Man: Yeah - They live in America
Woman: Thats so hot.
Man: Crap my mum, BRB2
Moderator: LOLZUFAIL!

brb2 by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 14, 2009

BRB2mins2secs

When a group of girls are chatting online and they share a picture and/or are talking about some random hot guy...And they can no longer control their loins and feel the need to Masturbate. Instead of the usual BRB... You say brb2mins2 secs...Then all of your friends will know you have gone off to rub one out....This can happen Many times per day.

Amy: I saw df today
Kat: Oh yea?
Amy: Yea he looked so good in his new pic, I can't control myself..BRB2MINS2SECS
Kat: Well, shit I'll BRB2MINS2SECS TOO!!!

BRB2mins2secs by Kat Magical November 25, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012