brain jump 

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"

Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)

brain jump by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015

brains jump out the top like jack in the box 

(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'

Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.

brains jump out the top like jack in the box by DieLawn September 6, 2007

David Bain Jumper 

A heavy, unstylish, old-fashioned winter jumper (pullover, sweater) most likely made of wool in a variety of colours such as that worn by David Bain upon his arrest for murdering his entire family. David Bain was convicted and later acquitted of the murder of his family.

I found a warm David Bain jumper at the charity shop.

David Bain Jumper by emzies November 24, 2019

Brainhump 

Scientists have now discovered that when two people who spend a significant amount of romantic time together, their brain waves synchronise. This is radio active and is loosely based on midi-chlorians (this has yet to be proven).

Some have lavishly coined the term the 'Brainhump'. When two brain waves meet radioactively, word babies are spawned in the mouth of both individuals simultaneously.

Boy: Pick a random letter on the keyboard.
Girl: ok

3 seconds later at the exact same time

Boy: s
Girl: s

Boy: BRAINHUMP!!!
Girl: BRAINHUMP!!!

Boy:omg twins ;D

Brainhump by WordBabyMaker June 13, 2012

Braindump 

A programmer giving a merely unreflected quickshot to solve a more or less complex problem and leaving tons of questionmarks behind for the next programmer which should read and understand (and fix) the braindump.

- Who the fu.. wrote this braindump?!

- I guess this must be a braindump from John.
- Im unable to understand this braindump, its easier to write the whole thing again.

Braindump by 8815 March 10, 2023