brad parker

asshole who kicks you in the face doing a handstand

brad parker kicked me in the fucking face

by d $$ May 22, 2010

Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.

Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.

by Vajeebi February 27, 2016

bradparkerite

pretty much the hardest substance on earth

Nothing can scratch bradparkerite!

by charminggeek December 29, 2008