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bozone layer 

The so-called "Bozone layer" is a thick, impenetrable shroud of bozone that surrounds all intelectually challenged people. When an bozone layer appears, it is hard to get rid of, and on the contrary it grows, blocking out all intelligent thoughts from reaching the victim. Though many tests have been performed, we have yet to discover a substance which creates bozone holes.
-Gee, he has a thick bozone layer!
-Huh...
-I wasn't talking to you.
bozone layer by Moonflash May 13, 2005
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Bozone layer 

A layer of bozos such as a group of people.
Mr. Bobs class is such a bozone layer.
Bozone layer by Boyyoop April 16, 2022

brozone layer 

atmosphere made of girls' fart which prevents the rays of hope of dating coming through. Friendzoner's ultimate move. A girl set up the brozone layer only when she is comfortable enough with a guy to call him a brother.
Peter: I'm really happy that Angie and I are getting to know each other better. The other day she farted; it was so cute.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.
brozone layer by lordeChae December 13, 2014

Boozone Layer 

A natural threshold of alcohol intake one must exceed in order to get drunk.
Dude, I am so far passed the Boozone Layer, I'm seeing stars!

Brozone Layer 

Any area in which there is an unusually high prevalence of Bros. These wastebags can be easily recognized by their flat-brimmed skateboard hats, board shorts, and lack of a job, or any motivation in life. The Brozone layer is unusually thick in San Diego, specifically down in Pacific Beach at establishments like Moondoggies. A brozone layer can be very disorienting, and often leads smoking hot girls to date these losers.
Fitness: Yo Chuck, we gotta get out of here I can barely breathe.
Chuck: I know, the brozone layer in here is so thick I can't even see.
Fitness: I know, the joke will be on these bro's in ten years when they are still skateboarding at the beach, collecting welfare.
Brozone Layer by Fitness J May 31, 2007

Hole in the brozone layer 

(Noun) A guy who doesn't show up when you're out with boys for a cool one.
Chuck didn't make it to tailgating 'cause his Chevy Malibu broked own on the way to the game. There was definitely a hole in the brozone layer last Sunday.

brozone layer 

in the following example, mikey and corey are bros.

Mikey: yo corey
Corey: yo mikey

(ariel enters)

Corey: it was cool when we were chilling, but im feeling a hole in the brozone layer.
brozone layer by eskimo brothaaa January 26, 2010