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'bowf' is like 'dang!' or 'ohsnap!' to be used when someone 'burns' you or when you're punched/kicked in the mid-section. (among other uses)

bowf sounds like 'south' ending in an 'F,' and beginning with a 'B' and not like 'both' ending in an 'F.'
Friend: Dance Fail FTW. Geez, I love watching people get pwned.

Me: pwned vids are the best.

Friend: I'll have to record our Smash Bros. matches in that case.

Me: bowf!!
bowf by Arthur Baynes January 16, 2009
Words you can keep
Is in direct relation to an African American who can't properly pronounce the word "both" and it sound like "bowf". An African American can be referred to as a "bowf".

Curtis Jones is known to be the first bowf.
"I ain't gonna pay for bowf of us"
"Who's going 40 mph in the left lane? Probably a stupid bowf!"
bowf by shofmonkey March 4, 2005
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a verb to describe any significant happening or action
"did you see that man he was just like bowf. punched him straight in the dome."

"then he was just like bowf popped outta nowhere"

"man it was like huge like bowf"
Bowf by Bronnyboy!!!1 October 18, 2008
(noun) A short stocky quasi-human having hybrid canid/felid features including fangs and facial hair, that is noted for being generally friendly and also having an unacceptably large appetite.
The refrigerator is empty again...that Bowf must have been here.
Bowf by kilicli September 30, 2022
Scottish slang; digusting, horrible or unsightly

pronounced like, "how", a servants "bow" etc
here mate, your burds heavy bowfin
The gherkins in this roll are bowfin'
here mate, your crusty toenail is actually bowfin
bowfin by ChronosDG December 3, 2007

Bowflex Bill 

any short caucasian man with a large chin and an extremely full moustache (see the Pringles can label). This homosapien brags about his accomplishments on his Bowflex workout system. He can also be seen trying to take his fellow peers overtime slots to increase his already full bank account
a)Bowflex Bill had a spill, Bowflex Bill had a spill. Sexy Flexy, Sexy Flexy.

b)Bowflex Bill said he has a "hurry chest".

c)Bowflex Bills wife has "hurry narples", and he has to wear "gargles" when changing his battery.
Bowflex Bill by XdfX October 14, 2007
bowfuhh means anything you want it to mean. It could be describing something or someone, use it for something that is good,bad,cool,weird,etc. It also functions with almost any part of speech.
You're a bowfuhh!!

What the bowfuhh are you doing??

I'm going to that bowfuhh school...ugh.

Between you and me, that was THE most bowfuhh trip ever!!
Bowfuhh by The supreme bowfuhh June 16, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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