bowcankle

When a person is so obese that their cankles bow outwards. In moderate cases the outside heel of the shoe becomes excessively more worn than the inside heel. In extreme cases the fibula touches the ground.

Jeff, "Hillary Clinton is so fat and grotesque. I think she was born a man."

Matt, "Yeah I was at her political rally last week and she had the worst case of bowcankles I've ever seen."

by dooshkanew September 2, 2009

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Bojankle

1. an ankle that is bojank; a bojank ankle
2. an ankle that is messed up; a messed up ankle
3. an ankle that is a worthless piece of shit that breaks all the time; a fucked up ankle

Francis: what's up with your ankles?
Joan: I HAVE BOJANKLES!

Greg: What's wrong with my ankles doc?
Doctor: Well.. I'm afraid you have bojankles.

by grovr11 May 29, 2010

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Bowinkle

Tre Cool's made up sexual position.

I need a volunteer to do the Bowinkle

by CAMPGIRL February 10, 2005

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bowfangled

Related to newfangled - something gratuitously new, but also obscure, seemingly contradictory, silly, or ambiguous. An adjective usually related to fashion or technology.

The purpose of those new bowfangled Japanese watches is so that you CAN'T tell the time!

by flimsy_parsley September 15, 2008

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Bokankles

(noun.) kankles on a person resulting from over-indulgence in bojangles chicken n biscuits. These calf-ankle-foot hybrids are bittersweet in retrospect. On the one hand you have become a complete non-dateable option to all sober men strictly on the bases of your trunk-like legs. However on the other hand, you did enjoy quite alot of good fried chicken in your day, so hats off to that.

bokankles
guy#1: dude that girl looked pretty cute.

guy#2: yeah till i spotted those bokankles.

by the urbster September 16, 2010

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