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bothender 

Sneezing and farting at the same time. Fart is usually caused by the sneeze.

*For men- it can also mean starting to urinate and farting simultaneously. R to the D.
Yo, did you just sneeze and fart? That's a bothender! **To bothend
bothender by oL Skool Ru November 27, 2014
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pension botherer 

A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge
I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers
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god-botherer 

a person who knocks on your door at an ungodly hour sunday morning, in an effort to convert you to the worship of his/her faith.
Housemate1: who was at the door?

housemate2: bloody god-botherer.

Granny botherer

Someone who visits their aged relative during a Coronavirus epidemic.
Don't be a Granny botherer, stay at home !

cock botherer 

Flirtatious gay man; term of insult aimed at a heterosexual man with tinted hair highlights (see also 'tinted twat').
Craig, what have you done with your hair? You look like a cock botherer.
cock botherer by Nick T W January 1, 2008

god botherer 

Anyone who spreads the word of God, inflicting it on others, usually without their consent!
Oh sh*t! The god botherers are coming! (Said prior to Jehovah's Witnesses ringing your doorbell)
god botherer by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

cat botherer 

Someone so obsessed with felines that they struggle to deal with normal life. They are often called something like Hannah or Joan.
Joan can't even make a cup of tea if there's a kitten around. She's such a cat botherer.
cat botherer by Layhefu September 22, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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