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A Common red neck practice. Consists of jizzing on ones hand, followed by a clean open handed slap across the face
After Billy Bo was done pushing his twin sister in the ass, he gave her a chocolate boston cream pie

Steve didnt know what to do one day, so he indulged himself to a boston cream pie
by Hokai May 01, 2005
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when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina and the woman rubs her vagina on the mans face
last night barry's mom boston cream pied my face
by chanpete56 February 25, 2010
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a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard
I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face
by euphemism April 09, 2005
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the act of ejaculating inside the vagina or anus while shouting "LET'S GO RED SOX" and slapping the penis 1-2-123 on whichever surface one ejaculated inside, as if you were at a baseball game
So I brought home this girl last night, and i found out she was a Yankees fan, so when i finished, i gave her a Boston Creampie.
by Sully Sullivan November 15, 2010
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1.) A rarely performed act of sexual deviation usually following the act of coitus or fellatio in which the male mate strikes his significant other in the eye socket (often referred to as a 'donkey punch'), producing occular contusion. Once significant swelling has occured, the male reaches the height of sexual climax, and proceeds to ejaculate semen into the exposed occular soar. Preferable with a significant other of Bostonian descent.

2.) A circular cake dough, or pie which is filled with cream or custard by splitting or injection, and which is often frosted with milk chocolate.

3.) A tradition originating from the South-Eastern portion of the United States, and most frequently in the areas known as "deep south" where a mentally disparaged member of the white rural deep south (i.e. Redneck, Hillbilly, Hick, White Trash, Honkey, etc.) releases ejaculatory fluids into his/her open palm, and challenges another of his/her kind with a spontaneous slap to the receiver's face.

4.) Anal sex between two partners in which the male engaging in anal penetration makes a conscious effort to coat his penis in the anal receiver's fecal matter, then forces felatio upon the receiver in order to mix ejaculatory fluids and feces to resemble the cream and chocolate of a boston cream pie.
1.) After donkey punching Benjamin Franklin in the eye, Gary let out an ample wad of baby gravy from his "lightning rod" in Ben's eye, making one exceptionally skilled Boston Cream Pie.

2.) "Oh my, this Boston Cream Pie is so savory and delicious, what a sweet treat!"

3.) That had done it, Cletus could no longer stand the insult and the Boston Cream Pie was on Buford's face faster than a jackrabbit jumpin' outta a fryin' pan.

4.) Billy and Susan were feeling dirty, it was time to jazz things up, and Billy knew just the treat for his budding bride's second honeymoon: Boston Cream Pie, his specialty.
by Kristos October 22, 2006
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The act of busting a nut inside of woman while listening the the band Boston. (Preferably the song Foreplay/Longtime for dramatic effect.)
Dude! I gave some hoe a Boston Cream Pie the other night, got the bitch PREGNANT...
by Wiweyyy February 08, 2009
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A Boston Cream Pie is when a man defecates on a woman/man's chest then ejaculates on the fecal material and sits on it squishing it between their ass cheeks and the person's chest.
Mark and Lisa are into deviant kinks. He likes to get her on the floor and give her a boston cream pie. Nasty.
by dtcb August 19, 2012
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