Bordinal

-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.

-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.

ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.

by TACOwhisperer August 06, 2011

Bordin

The Smartest person in the class in all subjects.

Hey, is there a Bordin?
A Bordin?

We are in a class full of idiots, will there be a Bordin?

by Starlightxo March 18, 2018