booger infested

An object, usually someone's hands or fingers, which is covered in boogers and toxic to the touch.

Corey: Wait, just look at this... (reaches out to tap Chrissy to get her attention)
(Chrissy shies away)
Corey: What?
Chrissy: Oh, don't touch me with your booger infested hands

by Wizardoleonardo December 8, 2008