Stoney Bolognese

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.

Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.

by YH2k18 October 19, 2018

Spaketty Bolognese

When you do so much ket your legs go like spaghetti.

jheez In fucked my legs have gone all spaketty bolognese

by Banksbanks May 11, 2022

Vagina Bolognese

Cunnilingus on a girl while she is menstruating.

Nah, I had Rachel's vagina bolognese earlier. I'm stuffed.

by Rockspin May 15, 2011

Bolognese foot

When some idiot puts their foot into a plate of spaghetti bolognese, their foot can be said to be a "bolognese foot".

"After dinner, I got a right bolognese foot"

by Martin Nicholls March 28, 2010

FaZe Bolognese

an absolute gaming fanatic with intense skill and outstanding hand-eye coordination. this man fucked up tfue in a 1v1 zone wars, he cranked 90's faster then a druggy on meth. this man stinks of spag bol and looks like a dodgy druggy from Plymouth called Chester. the man, the myth, the legend FaZe bolognese has broken countless gaming records and is currently spaffing on Ricegums fat chest. the sexy beast is the best fortnite player to grace the game and FaZe are so lucky to have such a skilled player on there team. big boy Chester likes to slap his drumsticks on mr wells' fat ass. some might say he like to grab his sybols

adadadawdawd FaZe bolognese

by grace lowe July 1, 2019

bolognese mayonnaise

when you creampie during her period

Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?

by naprimerjanez February 1, 2021