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boatress 

Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.

...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."
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Bartress 

Rah she's a fit Bartress
Bartress by The Hairy Bear April 9, 2016

Mariachi Bogarters 

When a couple, or group, insists on having the Mariachi band play for them repeatedly....over and over again.
"Sorry Kristin, I can't have the Mariachi band play for us 'cuz those mfer's are a bunch of Mariachi Bogarters.