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blue cum 

The male ejaculate on the outermost dermis of an African American has a bluish tint, due to the natural transparency of said ejaculate or "cum," while it is superimposed onto the surface of African American skin. This is not to be confused with "blue gum," although both can be used simultaneously in the same sentence yielding similar but subtly different meanings. It may be used as a point of reference, in the affirmative or as a derogatory gesture.
Michelle Obama is the first blue cum to serve as the First Lady of the United States.

Look at the side of that blue cum, blue gum cock.
Oprah Winfrey is one rich blue cum.
blue cum by Master O&A Pest October 13, 2016
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blue bell cum dumpster 

A male who spends his whole day looking for semen to ingest. Wheter the mouth oranus, there is no preference. If fact both holes are usually open for business at the same time. Usually a fat lazy drunkard
I was walking in to the bar when I saw the Blue Bell Cum Dumpster. I was shocked to see semen oozing from every orfice. He must be overflowing. Sara B must be very proud

blue whale foreskin full of cum 

the blue whale foreskin full of cum is when you are about to nut then close your foreskin so you nut all in your foreskin
Man 1: i got a blue whale foreskin full of cum rn
Man 2: lemme taste
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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