bloomts

a nickname for one who needs a lot of attention, also for one who knows everything about everyone he's ever met in his life. (also called: bloomi vanil, bloomi chocolate, bloomi capuchino, bloooomi, bloomts-bloomts, balum, bookie, bank)

ex: how do you know what's happened at the Bakum last week? you are such a bloomts!

bloomts by moshe simerotic March 13, 2005

Bloomturd 

1. New York City's mayor Michael Bloomberg. Who is known for his controlling behaviors and his extreme anti-gun views.

2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.

3. Being overly anal and controlling.

Paco was being such a Bloomturd today! He saw me use my credit card to pay for gas and then said to me, 'the whole country is fucked up because of people like you!' He then tried to take my credit card out of my hands, telling me I was too irresponsible with it. Then he kept on asking me, how much I owe on my card! When I got to my apartment, he tore my apartment apart to look for my credit card agreement and statements! He's such a Bloomturd!

Bloomturd by turdstation January 15, 2013

Bloomsburg University

This is the place where the meatheads and the abrasive girls from your highschool decide to further their education. It is Located in Central Pa, however is littered with kids from Jersey and Philadelphia. Other then the demographic of desperately eager to party young adults, the campus is beautiful as well as the town and surrounding areas. It highly recomended for guys who enjoy beer such as Keystone Light, and girls who enjoy a good black out and a questionable rash.

Father: Son, What are your plans after highschool?

Son: I'm leaning towards not being able to handle alcohol and sleeping with girls from Jersey at Bloomsburg University.

Bloomsburg University by fatskank April 19, 2009

Bloomsburg University

A drinking Town with a College Problem. A party school. A place where the beer flows like wine, and frat boys instinctively flock to the bars and to Sal's for pizza.

"I chose Bloomsburg University because i heard it was a good party school."

Bloomsburg University by Melanie January 25, 2005

Bloomsburg 

Well the name of the town is Bloomsburg its in Pennsylvania (the only town in PA by the way) but I am referring to the university that occupies the town. This is a single college man's best wet dream, a daughter's fathers nightmare, and a binge drinking college students haven. The parties are everflowing as well as the beer, the drugz are readily available, as well as the very attractive women. People come from all over the country but most are from PA and dirty Jerz. You can graduate in 4 if your bad ass enough but most take 5, 6, or 7 yrs. Some dont make it all but thats ok because for those who didnt make the grade they had more fun then most. A day at Bloom goes as follows: wake up, go to the Union or Commons for lunch, smoke pot during the day, maybe hit up a class or two, hit the gym, start pregaming around 7ish,(Keystone is a big hit), play some beer pong, flirt w as many hotties as you can, hit a frat or a sorority, (drinking whatever you can the whole time), midnight hit Hess's and get totally bombed, pick up a hot babe, go to Sals for some pizza, have a one night stand, and do it all over again. God I love college.

Carmdog: What do you wanna do tonight?
Mike: Get drunk and get laid?
Carmdog: Sounds good, baseball house is throwing down and there will be some hotties running around.
Mike: Cool, Crows throwing a midnighter and so are the Spreaders.
Carmdog: Right on, Well lets order some beer and get this party started.
Mike: A-Boys coming to Bloomsburg tonight!
Carmen: Fuck ya.

Bloomsburg by Carmdogger December 29, 2006

bloomsdale 

A gangsta ass part of Bristol township, pa. Known for trappin, rappin, n BDN.

Dem Bloomsdale niggas aka BDN really bout dat life.

bloomsdale by Bonody May 18, 2017

Bloomsburg 

A college town with a drinking problem. Alcohol, parties, and cows is wha tyou will find here. A good education for those of you who need one. Kind of like Penn State, except totally different.

"Yo, lets go to Berrigans...Bloomsrbug Style" - Bloom Student

Bloomsburg by Stutz January 23, 2004