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a woman that has a microscopic weiner, almost non existant, and prefers to take a bloody dump in rubber examination gloves. Thus, bloodturds have no friends.
Wow, whats that smell? Oh its just spencer, hes a bloodturd. Can't you see his glove?
by bobby joe young September 19, 2007
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