bling ho 

An overdressed ghetto blob festooned with garish jewelry...

That fat, quarrelsome bling ho Frantiqua went shopping for even MORE glittery baubles in order to boost her sagging spirits after LeDion was sent away for yet another 3 year stretch...

bling ho by Konga June 24, 2007

bling ho 

A fat, loud ghetto skank festooned with gaudy jewelry usually obtained from any number of her baby daddies.

Leroy yelled " I told yo dumb bling ho ass I was not the baby daddy " when Maury announced " Leroy, you are NOT the father!"

bling ho by Konga December 28, 2008

Bling-Hop

A sub genre of Hip-Hop that tends to focus on money, women, cars, and jewelry. The artists are primarily young African-American males that are found by major labels to help sustain profitability with little substance and investment in the artists' future.

Examples of Bling-Hop rappers include: Lil Wayne, Souljah Boy, Slim Thug, Birdman, and P. Diddy

Another example would be most artists who display a dumb look on there face while cheesing with gold and diamond teeth in there mouth.

Bling-Hop by Rod Adkins July 4, 2008

Bling-bling house

The Trump Tower in New York City where President Donald Trump will spend much of his time in office. The White House is nice, but it doesn't compare to the bling-bling of marble floors, crystal chandeliers and gold everything in Trump Tower. Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, make America great again, President Trump, U.S. President

I know the White House has a lot of history, but wouldn't you rather be Commander in Chief in the Bling-bling House. What's that? Trump Tower, baby!

Bling-bling house by joecoolthefool November 23, 2016

ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.

1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.

ho-blind by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012

bling the b-hole 

The art of Bedazzling ones Butthole!

What are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to Bling the B-hole for Ian.

bling the b-hole by The Fat and Sassy Show November 9, 2020

Hotline Bling 

"Phone Ring"

The definition of this term is actually completely black and white. Drake's words actually translate directly.

Hotline = Phone
Bling = Ring

One could state he is singing "I know when that cell phone ring, that can only mean one thing". It just so happens that in this song he is referring to a booty call as is affirmed by the mention of "late night when you need my love"

The term itself does NOT mean "booty call". Your hotline could bling any time of the day and it could be your boss or even your mother.

"Yo dude are you ever gonna answer that? I can hear your hotline blingin from the other room over and over ."

"Nah man its my Lil sister, she's buggin me for a ride but I cbf right now."

Hotline Bling by Avsynthe January 24, 2016