blast machine
A cheap Wal-mart keyboard equipped with an automatic repeating beat that also includes a microphone. Used to put someone on blast.
blast machine by Sebastian AKA CB March 22, 2008
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Blast Machine Gun
A gun used by Vincent in Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII. It has the ability to kick back an opponent so you have time to do something. If you continously fire they they do a funny dance in the air. They do as much damage as the normal machine gun Griffon.
Vincent: Hey, lets try out this new gun.
Random Soldier: He's over here!
(Vincent pulls out BLAST MACHINE GUN and fires)
Random Soldiers: WTF?!
BOOM. all die.
Vincent: ... sweet.
Random Soldier: He's over here!
(Vincent pulls out BLAST MACHINE GUN and fires)
Random Soldiers: WTF?!
BOOM. all die.
Vincent: ... sweet.
Blast Machine Gun by Fragment Chaos November 4, 2006
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Beast machine
Noun: A term coined by online gamers meaning someone who is (or thinks they are) very good at what they are doing. Usually used in a sarcastic way to name someone who is terrible at what they are doing.
Beast machine by TekJanson July 1, 2009
beast machine
A simple exclamation used in the place of "fuck" or "shit" or any other curse spoken in frustrating circumstances. It doesn't have any particular background or meaning so it may be used repeatedly without the risk of offending anyone.
1
*drops vase on the floor*
"BEAST MACHINE!!! Mom's gonna kill me!"
2
*stubbs toe*
" Argghhhh BEAST MACHINE !!!"
*drops vase on the floor*
"BEAST MACHINE!!! Mom's gonna kill me!"
2
*stubbs toe*
" Argghhhh BEAST MACHINE !!!"
beast machine by ObsessiveMoosery July 29, 2006
Machine Beast
Machine Beast by Machine Beast November 24, 2009
beast machines
A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"
Beast Machines Example:
Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..
*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."
Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!
*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.
Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..
*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."
Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!
*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.
beast machines by bluemuffin May 20, 2009
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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