Blagoflage 

The act of concealing utter inability through the relentless spouting of pathetic imaginary excuses.

'Dude! You didn't pay the rent again!'
'I know man, I had to spend all the money on getting my x-box shipped to Azerbaijan.'
'Why?'
'Because Emma came over and like completely got it on with me and Steve-o. And then we deciced to setup a Gamer's co-operative for disadvantaged children out in Azerbaijan.'
'Quit your blagoflage, fool. Just pay the god-damn rent.'

Blagoflage by saltrem_rogers September 23, 2011

bagoflags 

An unnecessearily cunty bastard. If you meet him in any videogames, fight him at your own risk, because if the harm has first struck you, and you are to be killed by him. He will humiliate you in the most cruel way.

bagoflags? More like bagofags. Toxic like a bagoflags.

bagoflags by fistup October 17, 2017