Blackage

A blackage is a group of black people on your porch knockin on your door unexpectedly. Like how UPS does when your takin a shit or preparin your drugs. Most white people NEVER take in a blackage!

When I opened the door to see who was knockin I noticed a blackage.

by Mafia John June 20, 2006

Blackage

A word that literally doesn’t exist who Canadian Rapper Tom MacDonald used in his trash single “If I Was Black” in order to make himself seem less racist which inevitably resulted in the opposite effect.

“Is blackage even a word?”
“Huh? No? Who the fuck would say that?
“Tom MacDonald apparently”
“Oh lol makes sense”

by pingudrip January 8, 2022

blackage

Refers to a black man's package, his penis, which is usually very large.

Man that cracka may be small but he's got a blackage.

by drumnkyle July 15, 2008