bitch story

A story/lie you tell a bitch to make her happy and shut up.

Me: Dude, I just told a bitch story to make her shut up and she did
You: Really? Awesome! What was the story?
Me: Okay, so she kept asking me if I was mad at her. So I told her I wasn't. Still, she's a bitch.
You: Dude! That's beastalizing!
Me: Totally

by Ooky May 16, 2008

"dem crazy bitches" story

When guys get together and tell annoying/weird/funny stories about their girlfriends.

"She was still pissed about something I said in my sleep 6 weeks ago"
"Dem Crazy Bitches!"

by MaHaBone January 29, 2004

fake bitch story

a private snapchat story where you talk about people that you aren't friends with anymore and who did you grimey.

Im going to make a fake bitch story on snapchat and talk about people who did me wrong.

by yeahitsj February 24, 2020