bitch story

A story/lie you tell a bitch to make her happy and shut up.

Me: Dude, I just told a bitch story to make her shut up and she did
You: Really? Awesome! What was the story?
Me: Okay, so she kept asking me if I was mad at her. So I told her I wasn't. Still, she's a bitch.
You: Dude! That's beastalizing!
Me: Totally

by Ooky May 16, 2008

fake bitch story

a private snapchat story where you talk about people that you aren't friends with anymore and who did you grimey.

Im going to make a fake bitch story on snapchat and talk about people who did me wrong.

by yeahitsj February 24, 2020

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

bitchitory

(Noun) bich•i•to•ry A person, place, or thing being claimed as complete ownership by one female over other betches.

(Adjective) bich•i•to•ri•al relating to the ownership of a person, place, or thing claimed as full rights by one female over allllll the betches

N. “She’s already claimed bitchitory over him.”
Adj. “She’s being bitchitorial over this guy/ that city/ that nail polish color.”

by Realityspeaks July 10, 2018