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bitch job

An office job in a clean, air-conditioned environment with no manual labor involved. This job requires no life-or-death decisions, no sales, and mostly paper pushing. The job is mostly reserved for large government bureaucracies and some corporations, and is mostly performed by bitches.
She scored her self a bitch job. She be eatin cake and shit while her man be sweatin at a construction site.
by redwoodhighway March 27, 2009
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job's bitch

The term used to define an Apple 'i' product fan. Under the second tenure of Steve Jobs as Apple's CEO, the company had released many products branded with prefix of letter "i" such as iphone and ipad. They have been recognized as Steve's "i"dea;
Stop wasting your time on these silly devices,you job's bitch and concentrate on work.
That job's bitch always goes on bragging about how cool is his ipad.
I sold her my old iphone and turned her into a job's bitch
by originalThinker December 4, 2013
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botch job

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.
The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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Bitchjob

Chris: "Ah man Brenda just gave me a Bitchjob , It makes me feel as if the last blowjob I got is now null and void. Man am I ever the complete oppisite of happy."

Shawn: "Dude I fucking hope you pull through, this my friend is a sad sad sad moment."
by Brunnerman April 2, 2009
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