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bitch job 

An office job in a clean, air-conditioned environment with no manual labor involved. This job requires no life-or-death decisions, no sales, and mostly paper pushing. The job is mostly reserved for large government bureaucracies and some corporations, and is mostly performed by bitches.
She scored her self a bitch job. She be eatin cake and shit while her man be sweatin at a construction site.
bitch job by redwoodhighway March 27, 2009
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job's bitch 

The term used to define an Apple 'i' product fan. Under the second tenure of Steve Jobs as Apple's CEO, the company had released many products branded with prefix of letter "i" such as iphone and ipad. They have been recognized as Steve's "i"dea;
Stop wasting your time on these silly devices,you job's bitch and concentrate on work.
That job's bitch always goes on bragging about how cool is his ipad.
I sold her my old iphone and turned her into a job's bitch
job's bitch by originalThinker December 4, 2013

botch job 

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.
The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.
botch job by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

Bitchjob  

Chris: "Ah man Brenda just gave me a Bitchjob , It makes me feel as if the last blowjob I got is now null and void. Man am I ever the complete oppisite of happy."

Shawn: "Dude I fucking hope you pull through, this my friend is a sad sad sad moment."
Bitchjob by Brunnerman April 2, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026