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Bitch I might be 

The only credible defence when asked by the prosecution and/or judge if you (the defendant) are guilty of the accused crime

This response will clear your name beyond reasonable doubt. Atlanta rapper ‘Gucci Mane’ used this very technique when asked by a judge if he was guilty of murder. He responded with “bitch I might be” and subsequently all charges against him were dropped.
“Mr Gucci, are you guilty of murdering this man?”
“Bitch I might be”
Bitch I might be by DonBrowne April 10, 2019

bitch I might be 

Used when bitches ask if you is rolling.
Bitch - "Is you rolling?"

You - "Bitch I might be."
bitch I might be by poopfist January 1, 2009

Bitch i might be. 

Steve:Hey man you doing ok?
Harold:Bitch i might be.

Bitch, I might be 

What you say when there is a possibility that you are guilty of an offense
Judge: Are you guilty?
Gucci Mane: Bitch, I might be.
Bitch, I might be by ADB0603 May 9, 2013
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