The bee's knees..the cats meow.. a dreamboat.. a real humdinger ringer... A Squido is the bestest
friend, boyfriend, lover, husband anyone can ask for! He is super
sweet, cute, funny, and loving and will do anything for his woman. He is nearly hairless so it is like hugging a
sexy smooth-ass land dolphin, but with luscious hair on the
top of his head that is styled to magnificence. His eyes are incredibly enchanting and will send you into a hypnotic state with your
heart-aflutter. The eyebrows are irresistibly charming as well. The Squido keeps a youthful appearance on the outside and he is young at heart, but with an old
soul..ergo, he is the epitome of perfection. He has a perky dick that seems like it is smiling at you every time you see it. He barely sleeps and is kinda absent-minded, but this can all be overlooked because Squido is just an all-around super mega awesome
dude and he's amazing in the sack.