When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.
Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot
by Smokeymcchad January 15, 2016
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When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.
Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...
by colto November 6, 2015
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