birthday drunk

"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."

"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."

birthday drunk by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007

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Pam Birthday Drunk

A scale to measure the amount of drunkenness you are or are becoming. Usually happens at peoples birthday parties.

"How Drunk where you last night ?" - Sum
"Well I was one shot away from Pam's Birthday Drunk " - Julien
"Oh man, that deep of drunk. Thats rough." - Sum

I got Pam Birthday Drunk last night.

Pam Birthday Drunk by sailorpax January 17, 2017

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The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash occurred on October 8th, 2022, at Chelsea and Thomas's house. It is where all of Chelsea's friends got together to celebrate her 33rd birthday by getting drunk and trying to spell words.

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash by leeparkershepherd October 8, 2022

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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