Bike seat deflowering

when the seat of a bicycle or similar object claims the virginity of its rider

that guy was subject to bike seat deflowering

by zebidiah_94 March 30, 2010

Bike Without a Seat

2 Steps Down: A nasty plain ugly girl that usually involves alcohol to sleep with.
One step worse than a razor scooter.
Coming from the idea that you'll ride a bike without a seat when you're drunk, but it'll hurt in the morning.

"Check out that razor scooter"
"No, thats a BIKE WITHOUT A SEAT"

by robinall March 24, 2007

dike on a bike with no seat.

when a dike is sitting on a bike with no seat. so the bar goes up her and she is no longer a dike.

Your such a dike on a bike with no seat.

by ty pigg April 28, 2010

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022

Bike without a seat

What I ride

Me: Ugh ugh ugh
john: What the actuals fuck Edward!? Riding a bike without a seat? faggot

by ALLHOMO May 16, 2021