When a Man has his feet in a HotTub and recieving oral from a woman who is recieving pleasure from a water jet whilst bent over...
by Brad McNasty August 25, 2010
hipster way of saying "Happy birthday." Mainly used on facebook walls on the east coast of Canada. Origin of "Bidet" unknown, potentially a love child of the infamous "Auto correct" but this idea is largely disputed.
"Happy Bidet Mang! Wanna come over for a sixer of bronsons to celebrate?"
-"Bidet? Auto-correct fail?"
"Naw man... Bidet, birthday is too mainstream."
-"You're such a tosser Jerry, let's go Midtown instead and bust a moby."
-"Bidet? Auto-correct fail?"
"Naw man... Bidet, birthday is too mainstream."
-"You're such a tosser Jerry, let's go Midtown instead and bust a moby."
by The Gilf October 27, 2013
an obscure sex act practiced primarily by people in new england, in which a man in a samuel adams costume fills his anal cavity with beer, then farts it out of his arse in a graceful, arcing stream, whereupon it lands on the lower back of a young redheaded woman, and streams down her buttcanyon and over her twice baked potato, into the eager mouth of a person dressed as paul revere.
ben affleck: you feel like hitting a boston bidet with me right now?
matt damon: duh hickey.
ben affleck: okay, grab your paul revere costume.
matt damon: i'm already wearing it under my clothing right.
ben affleck: okay, sick.
matt damon: okay cool.
matt damon: duh hickey.
ben affleck: okay, grab your paul revere costume.
matt damon: i'm already wearing it under my clothing right.
ben affleck: okay, sick.
matt damon: okay cool.
by trilliam turdsworth September 12, 2017
I just shit so bad I didn't even need toilet paper cause the splash washed my ass, thank god for mexican bidets.
by Tadpol December 1, 2007
An extremely insecure little guy who screams instead of talking. He has a severe hatred of women and loves talking about killing them. Mark Bidets are also extremely racist, homophobic and transphobic. Mostly because of the insecurities. Bidet is a strange species, claiming to be an oppressed white male until called racist, then immediately screaming “OMG I’M CUBAN!” Will eventually self destruct.
by Trinketlaundromatlady November 27, 2019
A water fountain or bubbler.
I'm thirsty. Where is the nearest mouth bidet?
by Timmay H September 21, 2005
by BeBuc May 1, 2011