My boss and his wife break every labor law written,rip off employees, and cheat customers, but they run to church 5 times a week. These people are biblewhores.
1. Someone who is afraid of books because they will eat them
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books
Person 1: where is my book?
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe