bertz

International word for beer

It's 1 a.m. I need a bertz!

by WolfgangWed July 23, 2012

bertz

1. homosexual

2. feces or defication

3. anything bad or of no value

commonly used interchangeably for the word mertz

1. Dude why are you acting like such a little bertz?

2. Oh man, I think I just bertzed my pants.

3. McDonalds is just a bag full of bertz.

by milkymertz December 25, 2007

BerthaJo

Term to describe a down home hillbilly gal. Usually seen wearing stretch pants and carrying a tall boy heading to the bingo parlor.

There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.

by Dwejj September 26, 2018

'Ole Bertha

Name commonly in reference to a large bass caught while fishing. Often the best catch of the day

I heard if you go to the lake around 6 in the morning you can catch 'Ole Bertha, the 8 pound bass. Make sure to use a top water lure

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

Lil uzi Bert

Lil uzi Bert is a nickname for any male called Bert. This male is usually tall with sheep like hair. Lil uzi Bert’s always own a jack russel named ben and a raccoon named jerry. Lil uzi berts always think there tough because they do MMA. You will know your near one if you hear what sounds like a velociraptor.

Jim : that guy is a bit different isn’t he

Sheridan : ye he’s a real Lil Uzi Bert

by Hello There 66 March 1, 2019

Ah-beetz

New Haven, Connecticut slang for Pizza.

Hey, lets go for ah-beetz a Frank Pepe's.

by aka The Colonel April 19, 2012

berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.

person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!

by the 4 babes June 12, 2019