1. homosexual

2. feces or defication

3. anything bad or of no value

commonly used interchangeably for the word mertz
1. Dude why are you acting like such a little bertz?

2. Oh man, I think I just bertzed my pants.

3. McDonalds is just a bag full of bertz.
by milkymertz November 23, 2007
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