berkovitz 

(verb): definitions

1) To critically analyze and judge with logic and indifference.
2) To adamantly support the induction of a bitch'en party.
3) To accidentally, though nonchalantly, order the most expensive version of a purchase.
4) To secure and protect.

----------Examples----------

1: He really berkovitzed that important global issue.

2: Luckily, Todd remembered to berkovitz the reunion.

3: He totally berkovitzed the menu last night.

4: Did you remember to berkovitz your computer?

berkovitz by heuricane March 23, 2011

Daisy Berkowitz 

Real name: Scott Putesky. Marilyn Manson's original green-haired guitarist and the co-founder of the band. In typical rock 'n roll fashion, he and Mr. Manson (then Brian Warner) met at a party way back when they were still a pair of skinny geeks, founded a band together, got pissed at each other for a variety of reasons right before said band got really big and now take pleasure filing lawsuits and vilifying each other in print. Fun!

Marilyn Manson filed a lawsuit against the former Daisy Berkowitz in 2004 for releasing old Spooky Kids demos.

Daisy Berkowitz by heartless cynic January 19, 2006

Berkowitz

A mythical creature with the stature of around 7 feet tall. They wear a pair of wings which span around 5 feet wide. They are very commonly mistaken for a condor or bird of that variety. They are the cousins of the Sasquatch, and live in upstate New York, but can be seen anywhere up to Deerfield, Massachusetts. A Berkowitz is very rare, and can barely be photographed because of the fact that it is too tall for each photo.

I Married a Berkowitz

Berkowitz by Niqqawithaq August 3, 2011

Berkowitz

Jerking off while looking in the mirror.

Tommy likes to give himself a berkowitz before he goes out.

Berkowitz by elborrito April 4, 2011

Berkobitching

Complaining in a way that highlights preppy attitudes and Russian flare.

There’s David berkobitching again.

Berkobitching by Tmoney69wrestle September 22, 2019

Ella berkovits 

Someone that is very hot and gorgeous they have good humor and are full of talent. When you see them your eyes burn, just looking at them might make you blind. There hugs are amazing there like a cozy animal and always there when you need them

Who is the best people ever to exist are named ? The best people to exist are named Ella Berkovits

Ella berkovits by Hihihihiha May 15, 2022

bercovitch

people w the last name bercovitch deserve literally all the love in the world, they never let anyone down n their always there for u when ur there for them but most importantly, their HOT🥵🥵

boy 1: omg this girl w the last name bercovitch is the stupidest person ever
me: urban dictionary doesnt think so

bercovitch by myassisitchy445 October 27, 2019