belch speak 

forming words with ones' mouth while belching...only the true belch 'masters' can get more than about a phrase before the gas expires.

belch speaking 'excuse me' is always a 'hit'...-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other assorted belch-haters! (belching SO low-class!)

-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their 'pedestal'

i told her i loved her in belch speak

i apologized to the principal in belch speak

belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!

belch speak by michael foolsley January 18, 2011

one cheek bench sneak 

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.

"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."

one cheek bench sneak by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004

Long beach sneak 

Originating in the greater long beach area, the Long beach sneak is the art of being an undercover assassin that employs sophisticated tactics of suppressed social ambition toward engagement of allure in the opposite sex. The LBC Sneak is employed under extreme stealth and occurs predominantly in social situations where your friends have hammer headed a group of girls. After they have blown large sums of money on drinks and tirelessly pretended to be interested in them for hours at the bar, the assailant will then slide in (usually near closing time) and take one or all of them home. The act of performing a LBC Sneak has many variations but most commonly involves not talking to any girls all night long then going up to the hottest girl in the bar at closing time and swindling her into a long night of bearbacking! Anyone willing to attempt an LBC sneak must fortify a mentality that resembles that of a honey badger because they don’t give a shit! Someone entertaining the idea of pulling an LBC sneak must be willing to perform questionable acts of perversion and must be masters of the sail and bail!

Fuck'n Austin pulled a long beach sneak last night! I had like 4 hours of bar equity into this chick and then the next thing I know he slides in takes her home! That bearbacking son of a bitch!

Long beach sneak by johnny mcnaughten November 13, 2011

beachspeak 

1. The made up language that combines two or more words into one, in which the definitions then combine as well

2. The words used by beachcover across the interwebs

I use beachspeak in order to expand my vocabulary.

beachspeak by beachcover July 8, 2021

beachspeak 

1. The made up vocabulary where two or more words are combined to form one word. The definitions also combine into one.

2. The vocabulary used by beachcover across the interwebs.

I use beachspeak to converse with beachcover regularly.

beachspeak by beachcover July 8, 2021