Beer baby 

Predominant weight gain in a woman’s abdomen that could easily be mistaken for pregnancy, but is actually the result of substantial beer consumption

“I can't wear this shirt, my beer baby is showing"

“It’s Friday, my beer baby is thirsty”

Beer baby by iheartbeers April 3, 2011

Beer Baby 

The unfinished beers found the morning after a party, usually containing anywhere from two full sips of beer to a nearly full beer can. Beer babies usually result from beers turning warm because they aren't drunken quick enough, or one sets their beer down and is unable to find it when they go to pick it back up.

Due to the high cost of beer, beer babies are highly frowned upon.

Nick: Dude, I was so drunk last night. I literally had 27 beers. I'm such a tank.
Kevin: Yeah, okay. That's plausible. I bet 23 of those beers were beer babies. We all know you start yackin' after 7 beers. Pussy.

Nick: I guess, I am prone to laying down a beer baby here and there

Beer Baby by 7Raulphie June 21, 2011

beer baby 

A whiny craftbeer drinker.usually under 25 yrs of age. spends his/her time living in parents basement and hoards bottles ,labels ,openers and seldomly actually drinks the beers he /she trader for. Usually just brags about owning it ,then trades for something else. Seldomly seen in bars as they are cheap little kids who will spend tons shipping beer but won't pay bar prices or tip.

last night at the beer fest I felt like I was annoyed by a beer baby who whined all night long.

beer baby by grumpy beer drinker November 16, 2012

baby beer 

Excess weight around the belly area, often caused by sustained beer drinking over time. Typically male.

"Hey John, want to grab a beer and movie today?"
"No dude. Me and my baby beer are taking a break from all that."

baby beer by chocolatesoldier March 7, 2017

Baby Chute Beer Bong 

Drinking game stunt when after everyone is naked typically from strip poker or strip quarters.

Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..

Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.

Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...

Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.

Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...

Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...

CHEERS!

We got trashed last night! when the body shots got boring, me and the bros had baby chute beer bongs from these gracious chicks. Good times!

Baby Chute Beer Bong by mattyboyee March 29, 2009

baby sitting a beer

The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.

Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.

baby sitting a beer by RhinoTube December 22, 2017