beer tears 

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt

"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"

beer tears by brunette22 February 16, 2006

shedding beer tears 

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

shedding beer tears by Eklavya May 25, 2021

beer tear 

When a drop of the clear salty saline solution secreted by the lacrimal glands is produced by a sad song during a drinking binge.

You are drinking and the song "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam comes on. This in turn creates a beer tear.

beer tear by AmandaDale September 9, 2006

tear beer 

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

tear beer by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

beerears 

The state of owing another beers; in beer "debt" to a friend

Mike had been buying the beers all night. Dave was in beerears to Mike.

beerears by Lumpy LaCrosse June 1, 2011