Beaver Damned 

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.

Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.

Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.

I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.

or

Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.

Beaver Damned by teffie-phd April 29, 2010

beaver damned 

It's the female equivalent of "cock blocking" or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.

He totally beaver damned me when I was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, I didn't get his number or anything after that!

beaver damned by carebear13 April 6, 2010

Beaver dammed 

The "cock block" for the female. When a girl is effectively cock blocked she has been beaver dammed.

She was beaver dammed by her girlfriend when she dropped the herpes word in front of the new guy

Beaver dammed by jennyjustjenny December 20, 2012

beaver dammed 

When you have sex with a girl, then finish on her vagina. Spread the semen over her vagina and leave it to dry. Once it dries, nothing will get in or out of her vagina, leaving it "beaver dammed"

last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done.

beaver dammed by dickfore. March 30, 2010