Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...
"check out that bearded wonder!"
by slimbo9 October 2, 2013
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A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!

Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017
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