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bear grillz

Not to be confused with the British Avatar of God Himself, bear grillz are the recent phenomenon whereupon bears have taken to attaching sharp pieces of metal to their teeth.

Thought to have begun because of 'ghetto culture', bear grillz have had the unintended side effect of increasing the deadliness of bears by approximately 4 to the Chuck Norris power. Obviously, this means bears wearing grillz are to be avoided at all costs. The only known deterrents to a ghetto bear are welfare checks and an educational system that can pull them out of their crappy life situations, and hopefully lead them to a better life, perhaps in the suburbs.

An interesting side effect of bear grillz, and ghetto bears in general, is the rise of 'wizzly bears', or polar bears that try to act like grizzly or brown bears. They are usually mocked and derided by the ghetto bear community, but occasionally a wizzly bear will actually show talent in the rap or human eating area and make it big, like Eminem.
"Dude, what the hell is in that bear's mouth?"

"RUN MAN RUN! THAT BEAR IS WEARING BEAR GRILLZ!"
bear grillz by TheConsequence January 24, 2010

Bear Grills 

a bad ass ex british special forces who could kick your ass... at surviving random places except harlem.
I got really drunk at a party and wondered a little to far out and had to think what bear grills would do to get out of this situation.
Bear Grills by hoboslayer January 30, 2008

Bear Grills 

The ample hair around your lush asshole that catches bountiful amounts of your shit.
Guy 1: Why did you take so long in the crapper buddy?

Guy 2: My bear grills snagged a bunch of my shit so it took longer than expected you old pal you.
Bear Grills by GuyGuybury September 10, 2011

Bear Grillz

Before oral sex trim some of your pubic hair and leave it on your crotch. Then ,while your woman is giving you head you push her down all the way to the base of your penis. she should then have a grill of hair.
"Did you hear that Dominique came running out of Coreys room with some Bear Grillz on her teeth."
Bear Grillz by Mr.Grim501 April 1, 2010

Bear Grilled 

Mate you've well overdone that bacon, it looks like burnt shit.

Indeed. 'Bear Grilled'. :/
Bear Grilled by CorbyCorbett June 19, 2014

BEARRILLA 

A Bearrilla is not a thing, it is a Way of Life....

A Lifestyle that lures and captivates the curiosity of many. Not all are suited for a Bearrilla lifestyle, it is for those who are strong in mind and big in heart.

Bearrillas strive to have a presence in their community and often volunteer with local and national charities. This witty group of highly ambitious characters, located across the United States of America, was founded in Minneapolis, MN in 2010.

The enigmas surrounding the Bearrilla lifestyle often propels individual's fascination with the founding members. Often inquired about but rarely understood, not many have what it takes to live a BEARRILLA lifestyle.
A Bearrilla is bout that life!!!

www.BEARRILLA.com
BEARRILLA by BEARRILLA December 2, 2011