BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

bean monster

A feared legend among 70 million countries

YO THE BEAN MONSTER KILLED MY MOM 😩

by rhinestone toes January 23, 2021

Bean pipe

Being an annoying up your ass Mexican , usually virgin , lives in moms basement

You are such a bean pipe!

by CaleeebtheCat February 11, 2021

Serene bean

Serene bean, also known as a “Serena” is a interesting wild like creature. She can be known as the famous “lovely peaches” twin sister. She’s so HUGE. But she’s so beautiful.- she’s a mammoth of course- BUT SHES SO CUTESY.

That lady was wild she was acting Like such a serene bean.

by shanemulveyloverxoxo69420 April 30, 2020

wax beans

Wax beans is Something you say when your friend doesn't know what a word means.

Friend1:what does doy mean?
Friend2:wax beans bro.

by Apples to shaples June 6, 2017

Bean Login Ass

Dhevan, the person you use the term directly to. Can be used as a joke towards his Tech Support habits, or to his Bean like skin complexion

Fuckin Bean Login Ass

by Large fagbo April 18, 2018

Jazz Beans

A Gen-Z phrase combining the phrases, "That's Jazzy", and "Cool beans".

Originating from the mid-west United States, somewhere in either Iowa and(or) Illinois.

"Heyo I'm back with the pizza!"
"Jazz Beans!"

by jazzbeanswrittenhere March 14, 2021