bean bomb

A fart. So named because beans make excellent fart fuel and cause many of the farts we smell.

I was alone in the elevator, so I decided to drop one super stinky bean bomb right then and there, so I would not offend anyone nor embarrass myself. Right then, the elevator stopped, and that super foxy chick I've been wanting to ask out appeared as the door slid open. She smiled invitingly. Then the looks of suprise, repulsion and disgust quickly washed across her face. "GROSS!", she yelled, as she turned around and jogged towards the elevator down the hall.

bean bomb by Jeff Artist December 9, 2006

Chili Bean bomb 

A collective thought, a cleansing of our beastly idiocracy.
Chili bean bomb is all, and all is Chili bean bomb

"Honey, bring out the fine china, we're praying to Chili bean bomb todady!
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE CHILI BEAN BOMB"
"Never forgot, for our prayers will be listed, our wish will be granted, as Chili bean bomb is all forgiving!"

Chili Bean bomb by Greirat November 1, 2023

bean burrito bomb 

Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)

Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!

James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!

bean burrito bomb by turd burgler6969 April 4, 2010

Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb

The prototypical Tomb Bomb. Always talking about their favorite amino's, fiending for the next purp, and lifting weights. Probably a chemistry nerd but doesn't touch that tren cause life is better on hard mode.

"Hey bro, want to pop some tren and hit the gym?"
"As soon as I get this purp I'll meet you at the gym, but no tren cause I'm already Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb."

Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb by DicDaddy July 25, 2023

bean bomber

A type of outburst of wind from the arse thus created by the massive intake of beans, carring a very foul odor.

Bean Bomber(s)-Person whose job is to search out the different assortments of people's farts--or a person who delt a bean bomber. Typically called Dodds and Reynolds.

Reynolds- DUDE!
Dodds- what?
Reynolds- I got a real Bean Bomber comming on!
Dodds- haha, go over there man I don't wanna smell that!

bean bomber by B.E.D. June 5, 2005