beach club

A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.

Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"

Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"

Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."

beach club by Merriam Chubster October 23, 2013

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Eel River Beach Club

Only the best beach club in the world, located at plymouth, MA. Kick ass tennis team, amazing swim team, great staff and managers. The pool is crystal clear and warm and perfectly salted. The food is grilled to perfection. The boys are all amazingly hot, with six packs. and the girls are sizzlin'. Swim team is so fun, no one cheats ever. NO RUNNING! There are no rules except for that. Babies never cry. Everyone is always Happy! Lemme tell ya, you wanna go there.

The Sun always shines at the Eel River Beach Club!

Eel River Beach Club by Lauren and Kelsey January 1, 2006

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Allenhurst Beach Club

By far, the most cheesiest beach club in all of Monmouth County. The people there think its some yacht club or country club; when really anyone can join. They also hate on people who go to other beach clubs (driftwood, deal casino, promenade etc.) If you have a cabana, you are considered the most cheesiest.

Vivian: OMG! I love allenhurst beach club so much! It's like home!
Wendy: I love it to! But oh no! Our cabanas are gone!
Jenny: Shut the fuck up

Allenhurst Beach Club by Richard Schmidt June 16, 2013

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The Beach club

Best private beach club in Santa Monica where the members are rich, classy, and beautiful. You will find some of the hottest guys,girls,women,and men there. People who could not afford or get into the beach club head down to the Jonathan Club.

"See that hot girl? she is a member of The Beach Club ... God I wish I were her."

The Beach club by Kate012345 November 1, 2007

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Bench club

The big bois who give the big spank

Guy: oh look it’s the bench club
*gets spanked*

Bench club by Bench dictator November 13, 2018

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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