Bazoner

1. A quick, sudden, tricky erection that is unexplainable due to its occurrence in presence of ugly chicks.

2. Bazoning: Fucking an ugly chick.

"Dude...I know its weird, but that Lady Gaga chick leaves me with a 2 hour bazoner every time I see her!!"

"Even though she's a 2, I totally ended up bazoning that chick last night!"

by msammaa August 10, 2010

Bazone

A blend of coffee from the Pacific Northwest Region that contains less caffeine than any other know tea or soft drink. Commonly found in the South East region of Vancouver.

Makes a great substitute for teas and sodas that are widely accepted as having more caffeine than coffee.

Hey you don't want that caffeine high but still love coffee, get a Bazone!

by derkong February 01, 2011

Bazoner

The halfway part between having a boner and still being flacid.

That new chick gives me such a bazoner.

by dubthynub April 20, 2010