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Bathsalt Hunger

This is the type of hunger that is uncontrollable. It will smash any kind of diet and typically requires large amounts of pasta and sugar and grease or whatever you can find that's not healthy in anyway. This is "I'm so hungry I want to eat your face" hunger. Typically women get this during PMS, but this can also be known to occur when hungover.
Me: I have bathsalt hunger.
Whoever: What do you mean?
Me: If we don't eat something fried soon I'm going to eat your face.
Bathsalt Hunger by jjh77 June 23, 2014

Basaltsquirrel 

An amazing smol person that deserves the world and is more important than anyone else
ily basaltsquirrel
Basaltsquirrel by Re4ln4me September 5, 2019

bath salts 

A street name for designer drugs which resemble bath salts and can induce violent behavior, visions of paranoia, nudity (using bath salts can raise internal body temperature), and EATING shit (research Matthew Hammond of Georgia).

Yep, that's right, some loser named Matthew Hammond actually ATE his own shit after taking bath salts.

He probably deserved it for taking bath salts.

Do some research on Matthew Hammond of Georgia on bath salts if you think I'm joking. Really, do it.

Don't forget about:

* Carla Murphy of Pennsylvania who allegedly took bath salts after giving birth and later attacked hospital staff.

* Robert William White of California who allegedly took bath salts and assaulted a woman and later claimed he was an alien who talked to Jesus.

* Brandon DeLeon of Miami who allegedly took bath salts and threatened to eat people and tried to bite a cop.

and many, many, more...
Bath salts AKA Aura, Black Rob, Bliss, Blizzard, Bloom, Blue Silk, Cloud 9, Drone, Hurricane Charlie, Ivory Wave, Lovey Dovey, Lunar Wave, Maddie, MCAT, Meow Meow, Monkey Dust, MTV, Ocean Snow, Peeve, Purple Wave, PV, Red Dove, Scarface, Snow Leopard, Stardust, Super Coke, Vanilla Sky, White Lightning, and Zoom.

basaltsquirrel 

A smol person that deserves the world and is more important than anyone else
ily basaltsquirrel
basaltsquirrel by Re4ln4me September 5, 2019

basaltsquirrel 

Basaltsquirrel is one of the kindest, funniest, most amazing person you will ever meet. She is with you through your worst times and supports you in your best. She is an amazing person and you should cherish her if you have a basaltsquirrel in your life.
Squirrel: un o
Bean: blue 832648
Squirrel: green 832648
Bean: green 8
Squirrel: green 453234
Bean: -3473487631784 you win
Bean: ilysm basaltsquirrel you're awesome
Squirrel: ilysm more
Bean: not possible

Bathsalt 

The worst drugs known to man combined into one
You will literally not sleep for days.
Avoid this at all costs.
The best way to describe Bathsalts comedown is to quote Lil Waynes song:

"only when the drugs are done done, do i feel like dying"
Bathsalt by `Beau September 6, 2011