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bath salts

A street name for designer drugs which resemble bath salts and can induce violent behavior, visions of paranoia, nudity (using bath salts can raise internal body temperature), and EATING shit (research Matthew Hammond of Georgia).

Yep, that's right, some loser named Matthew Hammond actually ATE his own shit after taking bath salts.

He probably deserved it for taking bath salts.

Do some research on Matthew Hammond of Georgia on bath salts if you think I'm joking. Really, do it.

Don't forget about:

* Carla Murphy of Pennsylvania who allegedly took bath salts after giving birth and later attacked hospital staff.

* Robert William White of California who allegedly took bath salts and assaulted a woman and later claimed he was an alien who talked to Jesus.

* Brandon DeLeon of Miami who allegedly took bath salts and threatened to eat people and tried to bite a cop.

and many, many, more...
Bath salts AKA Aura, Black Rob, Bliss, Blizzard, Bloom, Blue Silk, Cloud 9, Drone, Hurricane Charlie, Ivory Wave, Lovey Dovey, Lunar Wave, Maddie, MCAT, Meow Meow, Monkey Dust, MTV, Ocean Snow, Peeve, Purple Wave, PV, Red Dove, Scarface, Snow Leopard, Stardust, Super Coke, Vanilla Sky, White Lightning, and Zoom.
by bath-salts-suck-ass July 17, 2012
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bath salts

One of several ways to refer to a new, legal designer drug that anyone 18 or older can just walk into a smoke shop and buy.

It's a drug with many chemical variants and so can not be make illegal easily. It's affects have been compared to methampheymines, cocain/crack, ecstacy, and PCP.

Because it was only introduced around 2002, little is known about it's properties or long-term affects.

Similar to K2, it is packaged as bath salts or incense blends under countless brand names such as...

Also refered to by its many brand names
Bath salts

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Bliss
Blizzard
Blue Silk
Charge+
Cloud Nine
Ivory Snow
Ivory Wave
Lunar Wave
Ocean Burst
Pure Ivory
Purple Wave
Snow Leopard
Stardust
Vanilla Sky
White Dove
White Night
by jingleswalnut August 12, 2011
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bath salts

1) A drug that may be linked to a zombie attack that occurred in Florida.

2) The most likely cause for an actual apocalypse in 2012.
1 - Did you hear about the guy in Florida who ate off another guy's face? They say he was on bath salts.

2 - With all this news about the dangers of bath salts I am beginning to think the world will actually end in 2012.
by #don't do bathsalts November 10, 2012
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Bath Salts

An adjective describing an individual who displays signs of aggression as well as delusion. Synonyms include mental, batshit crazy, and Rick Santorum, among others.
'That dude was totally bath salts.'
'Dude, have you gone all bath salts on me?'
by Jonny Rollins November 11, 2012
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Bath salts bitin speakers in the face

A lyric from Rhianna's song N.E.R.D. Confusing, but might be a small mention of the case in Florida where a man on bath salts ate another mans face in a drugged craze.
Yo....man dont be doin bath salts. Bath salts bitin speakers in the face

GREG?! U sniffin what I think u sniffin? Boi im gettin outta here.
by Bloopbloopbloopyeahno July 26, 2018
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The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts

The SeaShepards Of Bath Salts include When whale whores and bath salts mate from bad pocket watches, broken dreams and bad whale blubber. When cooked in a dark arts caldron the overflow of hypnosis has a foul stench and a over burden of incest. The Captain is mom made with a slight hit of her brother and a hum from her uncle.
" The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts have a strong pokerface yet drop to there knees when Lady GaGa comes calling."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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Redneck bath salts

Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.
by Ribbajoxy1412 January 9, 2018
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