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Bastard Squad 

Bastard Squad are a punk band From Melbourne Australia from the 80s that broke up because the singer went to jail for 10 years but now are back together
Bastard Squad are real punk not like simple plan and good charlotte
Bastard Squad by Al Cahol May 19, 2006

bastard squad 

1) Any group of individuals (not really, but they like to think they are unique and individual) who use the Microsoft operating sytem Windows and think it is l337 and better than the competition because they are actually sheep and all their gay buddies use it.

2) An association of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the Windows operating system.
1) Here comes the bastard squad! Quick! Hide the children and the Linux boxes!

2) QUICK! The bastard squad is coming! Get the paddywagons ready! Are their rooms at Fulbourn ready yet?
bastard squad by OogaBooga March 6, 2004

bastard squad 

Homo erotic group of young males who take pleasure in touching themselves and sucking eachothers penis'

They have also been know to insert their penis into other males assholes. They some time are known to do it to there own kind and it is a form a canibalism in their society.
Dont drop the soap, here comes the bastard squad

When the bastard squad is around use a buttplug
bastard squad by Kunt February 25, 2004
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