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basket fuck 

A term referred to a sexual favor offered by a prostitute, originally coined as the 'Tijuana Basket Fuck'.

The woman, or prostitute, sits in swing-like device, where the seat has a hole cut out of the bottom. The seat is usually made out of a material that contours the woman’s buttocks, giving it a point-down rounded shape. The hole in the seat is large enough to allow the most important parts of the woman's anatomy, the vagina and anus, to extrude at the bottom most part.

The seat/swing, hanging by a rope, is spun round-and-round, like a rubber band on an old Estes balsa plane, coiling up to allow the 'sitter' to unwind. The woman, sitting in the seat, has her vagina lowered down on the man's penis. As that point, the seat is released, and then the woman starts spinning around and around, using the corded rope as a propellant, gradually lowering herself onto the man's penis.

Sources say that it only takes about 30 seconds to 'lift off'.
Sitting in her rubber tire swing, with the bottom cut out to accomodate Johnny, Matilda spun herself round-and-round, coiling up the rope to unleash a whirlwind pleasure of basket fuck upon Lil' Johnny below.
basket fuck by Robert Wicker July 24, 2006
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fuck basket

A basket full of sex toys given to the bride to be at her wedding shower.
Dont forget to put the dildo in her fuck basket.
fuck basket by Tim25 August 24, 2005

Vietnamese Fuck Basket

A sexual contraption resembling a swing with straps, the woman is secured to it in a spread-eagle position. This enables the man an increased range of motion and positions during sexual intercourse, as well the weight support provided by the Basket itself. The term is derived from a crude verson of the Basket--it may have possibly been invented in Vietnam, but adding on the "Vietnamese" to the term just makes it sound funnier.
I put her in the Vietnamese Fuck Basket the other night, I railed her into utopia in that fucking thing.

One time I fucked her so hard in that Vietnamese Fuck Basket that the swing fell out of the cieling, and my cock just tore into her ass. Anal, baby...anal.
Vietnamese Fuck Basket by JJJ September 11, 2005

FUCK BASKET

A fuck basket is the fucker that steals your parking spot just as you are pulling in.
That fuck basket just pulled in off the road and stole our spot.
FUCK BASKET by Drag N Balls February 8, 2019

Muffin Fuck Basket 

When you fuck a guy/girl with a muffin top
"Dude..I saw this bitch walking down the street and wanted to give her a Muffin Fuck Basket as a reward for being hot"
Muffin Fuck Basket by Booface=] December 17, 2007

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked
Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

put the fucking lotion in the basket 

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.
Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"